What’s your Wifi?

When the person providing your service asks, how you are doing? please do not reply, ” What’s your Wifi?”

Instead, Ask about the restaurants Concept, or Pick out an obscure word on the menu and ask your server about it. Or simply reply, Im fine, and you? Offer at least a semblance of human decency, if only upon greeting.

I assure you. The thought will always pay off, unless your server acts like they’re famous, in which case, screw them!